I Hate Everyone, Except You

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This hardcover, first edition of I Hate Everyone, Except You is autographed by Clinton Kelly.

Bestselling author and television host Clinton Kelly pens a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.

Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

Limited quantities available, order your Clinton Kelly autographed book today!


Clinton Kelly is best known as the Emmy-award-winning cohost of The Chew on ABC, as well as the former cohost of the wildly popular makeover show What Not to Wear. Originally from Port Jefferson Station, New York, Clinton now resides with his husband, Damon, and dog, Mary, in Manhattan and Connecticut.


Praise for I Hate Everyone, Except You

“Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book.” Author: Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times bestselling author of Happy Accidents

“No matter how you know Kelly, you will know him infinitely better after reading I Hate Everyone, Except You, his hilarious, wise, and revealing new memoir... Kelly delivers a perfect blend of heart, humor and trucker language.” Source: Bookpage

"Funny, smart, and profane." Source: Shelf Awareness

“Usually taking the high road, Kelly recounts past love affairs, run-ins with rude diners, and correspondence from unfavorable viewers with equal, levelheaded aplomb… A thoroughly light and entertaining memoir." Source: Kirkus Reviews

Praise for Freakin' Fabulous

“Grammar pointers, etiquette tips, appetizer recipes, and wardrobe advice deliver big laughs—seriously.” Source: Chicago Tribune

“Laugh your way through this irreverent tome.” Source: Newsday

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